This weekend....

It's my Birthday and I'm going to the KC/GB game.  That is all.

How does a simple trip to Walmart come to this?

Ah the holidays.  Lets just call it like it is.  A bunch of crazy people out at once.  So Saturday I stopped by Walmart.  I needed 2 things.  Stamps and manila envelopes.  Something tells me I should of went somewhere else.  It was PACKED.

So 1st I see an accident.  And not just a fender bender.  I was pulling in.  A car was pulling out and didn't see the car going straight that was behind me and one lane over.  He pulled out and was side swiped.  His car doing a 180.  I'm not sure if I'm obligated to stop but I had my son with me so no go.  Luckily no one was hurt and they both emerged from their vehicles to mouth that one word.  Fuck.

THEN as I was looking for a parking spot this woman jumps RIGHT in front of my car and screams "HIT ME".  I could tell she wasn't all there by her fine multi colored clothing and disc man.  Who the F carries a disc man now a days?  Anyway, she stood in front of my car and just stared at me.  I mouthed "NO" to her and she moved on.  Let's just say if my kid wasn't in the car I would of been a LOT less patient with this bitch.

30 minutes later I emerged with my stamp and manila envelope vowing NEVER to go back on a Saturday until Xmas is over.