It's been a wild ride. More wild than any drunken bender I've ever had. Ok, well maybe not,but still. I have a hard time believing that I was even pregnant. As a woman who was on the fence about having a kid it's still hard for me to take in. Of course I look at him and think "wow, so glad I did this"....
Altho I still hate the comments. Here are some of my least favorites.
"Life as you know it will never be the same. "
Really? I thought the day I had him I'd be out at the bar that night. Better yet, I had him in the morning so I should of at LEAST been able to make it to happy hour. Thank you genius.
"You'll never sleep again."
Actually I will. And I have. In short spurts but none the less I haven't been up for 10 weeks straight. On top of that all my friends who have kids who are older have slept. I have faith that this will change so stop telling me it wont.
"You're a mom now."
Holy shit??!?! THAT'S what that growth in my belly was. I was shocked after a human being popped out.
Or when I mention something gross.....
"It'll get worse"
Thank you. I love the reassuring comment that my son WILL eventually vomit and shit at the same time. When that day comes I'll be ready but you don't have to remind me.
And to end on a positive note (cause I know my sarcasm sometimes comes off as bitchy) here is my favorite saying!
"I bet you never knew you could love someone so much"
Nope. I did not see that one coming. :)
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